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You know what’s weird?

When you are watching porn and it is clear a performer is doing the video just so he can finish his tattoo.

Oh boy, is “The Young Ones” really England in the 80’s? I have the oddest sensation that my brain is recording bad information, but I don’t know any better.

In the future, they will design AIs that behave like historical figures. People will trust these things more than our politicians and their opinions will be more effective at swaying political fortune than even the most well tuned spin doctor army.

OMG, IMAGINE FOR A MOMENT…THAT WEED GETS LEGALIZED EVERYWHERE, AND TOURISTS START WANTING TO GO TO DISNEY WORLD PARKS HIGH. THEN THERE’S SO MANY THAT WANT IT THAT DISNEY HAS TO GIVE IT ITS OWN SPECIAL DAY. SO I JUST SAW IN MY MIND A SUPER HIGH ME, SKIPPING THROUGH MAGIC KINGDOM WITH A SUPER HIGH MICKEY ON ONE ARM AND A SUPER HIGH DONALD IN THE OTHER, WHILE LORDE’S “TEAM” PLAYS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS. APRIL 20TH AT EVERY MAGIC KINGDOM NEAR YOUUUUU

I NEED A VIDEO OF SOMEONE TWERKING TO A COMPILATION OF GENE’S MUSIC FROM BOB’S BURGERS!

…and now, I like to call this piece “Death in the Garage”, because If my garage contained such a treasure, I would surely be dead in a matter of hours.

EPIC MAGIKARP

This is the update to my previous Sim Mars post. This is Hebes Chasma Region after 75 years. Population : 1.491M

The large city on the left is Google Alpha, Google’s first extraterrestrial corporate colony and its many suburbs. The large city in the middle is Columbia. The Mid-size city on the right is New Bern. It is quite a bustling region with traffic nightmares to deal with every day haha.